Sunday

Worship GOD; JESUS is the Way!

I've never seen GOD nor claimed to be holy (sinless nor perfect), though after accepting JESUS into my heart in 1997 (Senior 1 Third Term holidays because of the new Lighthouse Television located in Naguru Suburb of Kampala), I diligently became very silent (spoke less by far without apologies) and made a noticeable effort to remain extremely quiet with fewer enemies like a deafmute; it was a personal vow of less talking. I was trying to figure out what was wrong inside me by reading the entire Bible in the last two years before the anticipated Y2K Doom's Day. This was something I had never done in my entire life despite finishing only Proverbs in P7; streammates at SMACK called me "the only person who will enter Heaven" but ironically didn't vote me as the Most Disciplined Streammate. Others said that one day I might snap and kill somebody (Had a lot of suppressed anger and irritation from the past) while another group labelled me Kibwetere even though I did not have any plans of mass suicide. After Y2K Doom's Day speculations failed, I lost interest in Apocalypse prophecies. Today, I believe that the day someone dies is their Armageddon. A Bornagain yearmate in a different S4 stream saw a vision of me being pushed from behind by a flying ancestral dragon of pretended holiness after I revealed to his fellowship friend and streammate that when I tried to pray fervently at the Physics Lab one day, I smelt the presence of a goat. Yes, am a sinner too like Simon the fisherman and have shackles to break but believe JESUS is the Way to Heaven; no other! I used to be very irritable, hateful, disrespectful, covetous and lustful (Wanted to start Uganda's first 24/7 hardcore Porn TV). I drink and smoke but not too addicted because of a mental choice. I've prayed to the Devil at least thrice; even cussed at GOD in 2001 while looking at the sky after the FA Cup Final though apologised immediately when I looked back down to the claywell in Kyebando Kisalosalo where we fetched water; felt like Ananias and Sapphira. I still have to resist Satan; the race isn't over: I fall short many times in feeding the hungry, giving drink to the thirsty, housing the homeless, clothing the naked, visiting the sick or prisoners and other things; GOD forgive and write my name in the Book of Life! 

Religion divides us unnecessarily: Worship GOD and believe JESUS is the Way to HIM! I was born Anglican (an inheritance from my parents) but one Bornagain preacher warns that pulpits in the church have an Illuminati watcher (Eagle carving or image); I think I noticed one while in Jinja plus St. Stephen Church of Uganda Luzira also has it. I only went to Church because my parents forced me (my dad would pull me on the ground from the murram football ground to bathe and prepare for Church), but wanted to play football when I grew up plus practise magic like illusionists; thought it was legit yet came from the Devil. Moses did wondrous things using power from Heaven while Egyptian wisemen used other powers; I believed in GOD above because people talked about HIM, but didn't know the Devil was also called Lucifer (The Most Beautiful Angel created by YEHOVA) until after 1995. JESUS, to me, was just a fatherless dude who performed miracles but got crucified by Romans, then resurrected and went to Heaven (Courtesy of the 1979 JESUS film plus comics). I didn't know much about Apostle Paul except that he wrote many letters; he didn't feature much in the children's books I read. Revelation was too much to handle: Four-faced Living Creatures, beasts, scorpion locusts and a dragon which seemed like fantasy stories. Elizabeth, the Queen of England who used to be the head of the Anglican Communion was accused by conspiracy theorists to have been involved in some secret societies that sacrifice babies. The first Black Anglican woman-bishop in UK named Rose Hudson-Wilkin was asked by Stephen Sachar on BBC HARDtalk during Twenty23 if homosexuality is a sin and she replied bluntly: No! Like seriously, which Bible does she read or the Devil has successfully clouded people's minds? GOD destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because of homosexuality and it is demonised in the New Testament as "unnatural" desire. Evil is not righteousness, repentance is better than sugarcoating it. Stanley Ntagali (former Archbishop of CoU) confessed to committing adultery with a married woman; they even had a child. Only GOD can judge them, but sin is sin. Noone is holy anyway, we all need JESUS no matter which religion. Paul says men shouldn't cover their head while prophesying but bishops do while women shouldn't talk in Church, but how about read the Bible aloud or sing hymns to their Maker? Who introduced competition in offertory? Tithe is not about amount paid, but percentage. There are too many question marks. Some Anglicans desert the Church of Uganda apparently because the music is slower and less volatile than in Bornagain churches but it's still divinely inspired; I've felt Heaven before singing those ancient hymns...

(Roman) Catholics genuflect before manmade statues of JESUS and Mary; their Bibles removed the 2nd Commandment which says: Do not bow down to graven images! They also have seven more forbidden Apocrypha books than Protestants with 66 books who rejected them because Jews never quoted them eg Bel and the Dragon is a continuation of Daniel. Nevertheless, their generosity and community activity is very noble; I loved the Comboni Mission in Jinja because of Pontious Anguyo. My Best Friend in Jinja was a Catholic and I went to a Catholic school in O-Level because I hoped to meet him again but he moved to Oceania; found me on Facebook 13 years later. After one full year in a Catholic school, I realised that what the Bible says is different from what I saw: I felt uncomfortable asking Mary or dead saints to "pray for us". Dead people know nothing happening on Earth just like Lazarus in Abraham's bosom and the rich man in Hell. Therefore, I embarked on personal research in the Good News Bible instead of waiting for selected Sunday Mass service readings. By Senior 3 after asking GOD to wake me up in time on becoming Timekeeper, I began recording my dreamvisions because they seemed like movies of things that had not yet happened. GOD speaks through dreams. Catholic Catechism teaches that members gather on Sundays because it is the Day of Christ's Resurrection; the Early Church used to collect gifts on Sunday. Protestants followed that tradition though broke away from the Vatican Church like 1st Corinthians 11:17-34. Catholic leaders who vow to remain celibate forever do not support contraceptives though some use them; others have been accused of sodomy. Refusing marriage is a huge sacrifice as you battle nature but for GOD's service, it's a noble choice...

Seventh Day Adventists gather on Saturdays for prayer. It's the Jewish day of worship in the Bible too though some teachings claim the Sabbath should be determined by the phases of the moon and falls on any day including some Tuesdays, Wednesdays, etc. The Branch Davidian Waco (Texas) Doomsday cult worshipped on Saturdays and had strict rules against movies, dancing, cosmetics, etc...

JEHOVAH's Witnesses publish Awake and Watchtower magazines that socialised me about Christianity in my pre-teens but claim Hell does not exist. To them, JESUS was crucified on a pole, not a cross. I did not attend any of their sessions until after campus (thanks to Walter Geria) but the music is heavenly. I may question some doctrines, but have less problems with the singing. The Kafeero Family who were neighbours to my parents in Kyebando Kisalosalo used to share magazines with us...

Most Muslims do not believe that JESUS was crucified nor died (similar to the Apocrypha Gospel of Peter plus Basilides) yet the Koran shows HIM talking about the day HE would die and be raised up to life (19:33 [Mary]) plus was taken up by GOD to a high place; mainly Ahmadiya Muslims accept that the Son of Mary died. Women cover their booty honourably without feeling enslaved which is one of the things I admired about Islam. Men are allowed to marry two, three or four wives, that is if they can treat all justly which is not very easy nor feasible. I admire the way Muslims bow down in worship and pray; their short daily prayer sounds like the Arabic version of the LORD's Prayer (said 17 times in five different intervals). I became Muslim on Sunday 1st October 2002 and went to the mosque a few times but couldn't continue with the frequent wudu (washing ritual). Muslims gather on Fridays and are also waiting for JESUS to return. Muslim humour: Can GOD die? No! Did JESUS die? No! So, is JESUS GOD? No! Heehee...

Pentecostal or Bornagain (Savedee) Churches are accused of preaching a grace message eg Apostle Grace Lubega, Prophet Elvis Mbonye, etc (Once saved, always saved!) This frees some congregants to sin as they feel; promiscuity is rife like it's communion, though unholy. Women including married ones go to Church half-naked (boobs and thighs exposed) forgetting that their bodies are the temple of GOD not fetish for horny men or potential husbands. The rock-concert-style music touches the soul though, more than disco and slow traditional hymns. Prosperity preachers or pastors and prophets like Alph Lukau in South Africa attract many followers. They are like motivational speakers. What do people want? Good health and wealth (success, jobs, money, assets, marriage, children, etc); that's it. Bornagains support the idea that JESUS is GOD using Bible references, but my conviction as a kid was that JESUS prayed to GOD and HE spoke back, which meant there was SOMEONE else upstairs. Even the statement "GOD is three-in-one" sounded idolatrous to me but I tagged along though no one knows when JESUS will return except the FATHER. JESUS may be the exact image of GOD, but I prefer to believe GOD's hair is whiter...

Mormons or the Church of JESUS Christ for Latter Day Saints have their own Bible where whipping sinners is allowed. Dead people are believed to communicate as spirits with their loved ones still on Earth which is close to necromancy...

Bahai Temple accommodates various religions, it's like a melting pot for everybody but some of the spirits I felt there were quite unsettling. Women who smoke emindi and men from nightclubs go to Bahai too...

African traditional societies had their own beliefs before Christianity and Islam arrived. Black religions have been written off as witchcraft but when I read Leviticus, it feels like Hebrew rituals. What knocks me off in local beliefs is the blood part, but the cultures never stop even with the knowledge about JESUS sacrificing HIMSELF for all of us...

Judaisers still sacrifice animals as they wait for their Messiah. They can be found in Africa too. For me, the death of JESUS is Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement like Leviticus 16) because the veil or curtain of the Temple was torn (Matthew 27:51)...

Oriental religions like Taoism, Buddhism, to mention only two, follow honourable values and truths like forgiveness, charity, meditation, etc. Some books claim that before JESUS started his ministry at 30 years, he lived in Tibet, China and learnt some of their spirituality...

Hinduism has multiple gods. You find Indian shops in Arua with a small wall-hanged box where there is a statue that is honoured. It cannot talk nor move but is considered mighty. Even the people who venerate the idols are bigger plus more resourceful than their handmade gods. Funny how those small gods can be destroyed by fire or an earthquake...

Astrologers like the 3 Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to Baby JESUS study the stars and Zodiac to foretell the future but it's a forbidden activity...

Baptist Christianity is Western or American, I guess. They construct distinct churchitecture like Mormons who also originate from America. Baptist Mission has a presence in the Pearl of Africa, even as far as Arua (Northwestern UG)...

Universal Church of the Kingdom of GOD (UCKG) from Brazil seems pretty okay (JESUS Christ is the Lord!) but some members complain about the Campaign of Israel whereby instead of 10 percent, the congregation is told to offer 100 percent of their earnings on the altar...

Search for the one true GOD through JESUS, the only Way; no other! Things that make me believe in GOD include: Tithe multiplication (gave 500 UGX which was all I had left and put it into an Anglican offertory bag as directed by a Sunday sunrise dream in Twenty18 and got 500,000 UGX two days later); angels; miracles; sin punishments (knocks for wicked thoughts, random cuts for masturbation plus broken bones for theft); every face looks different; healing; plants growing; new births whether calf or human baby; free food; rainfall; deliverance from Evil or dangers like snakes; sunshine everyday; prophetic dreams eg who might call and what they might say, text or visit; seeing vivid dreams after heavy emotions (like anger, hatred or lust) in the heart; planets; saw the Devil walking barefoot on Buganda Road (in Kampala); etc...

JEGE JEGE FESTIVAL (NYEGE NYEGE FOR JESUS)
GOD forms, Satan deforms, but JESUS reforms. I do not know anyone who doesn't like music; even Muslims have their matali. Preferences in genre may vary like kadongo kamu and others, however it's all music. Sometimes, you might watch a muvi and wonder if the creators were spying on your life plus used it as a reference. Music mirrors life, but can't certain things be relegated and GOD lifted higher than them? In Paradise after Judgement Day, the music there will only worship and praise GOD. Lucifer was in charge of worship music in Heaven because he needed no backup nor instruments, but fell with his prowess intact; as a newly Saved believer, I used to wonder if Hillsong Church Australia's Darlene Zschech could replace him as the worship leader because of her soulmoving songs. Every believer should sing because GOD gave us voices even if we cannot play certain instruments. Nevertheless, I guess the other angels can also sing very well just like the ones announcing the birth of JESUS to shepherds (Luke 2:13-14). Secular music is any sound that does not glorify GOD, but magnifies worldly experiences like love, romance, sex, money, wealth, success, happiness, show business, cheating and so on. A lot of secular music is fairly clean, but vulgarity (using words like: F*ck, "private parts", sh*t, etc), violence, pride, dirty lyrics and blasphemy are what contaminate certain songs; they need editing. Anyone who says, "You fool!" will be in danger of the fire of Hell (Matthew 5:22).

The Holy Bible book Song of Songs is my biggest reason for cherishing love songs. Besides, marriage or matrimony is holy and music celebrates it. Some artistes actually sing about JESUS plus relationships eg Dionne Warwick. One morning, I sat on my bed listening to a new radio station testing its signal in Arua. It played song after song (No talking!) and I started wishing Fille Mutoni who had done "Bye Bye Ex" would do a positive love collabo with Allan Toniks instead of composing songs about her painful relationship experiences. Immediately my line of thought ended, a new song ("Falling") which I had never known before started playing, amazingly performed by the very same two. The moment was so surreal that I messaged both of them about it. 

It's not easy giving up all secular music, but the clearly devilish ones like "That's What I Want" by Lil Nas X (showing two men having doggysex), witchcraft influences eg Azealia Banks or suicide promos from performers like Slipknot are definitely worth trashing. Some music videos can actually be categorised as soft pornography; singers, dancers or actors dress scantily and cause a sensual stir within viewers because of nakedness. Adele (British singer) covers herself well but her music is massive; MC Lyte (American rapper) also wanted to portray that image by wearing pants while her colleagues showed a lot of flesh. Even if Sheebah sang in a hijab or omwenda, her lyrics would still sound solid to me though she always defends her dress code as work. Maybe when she's older, she might change her perspective though I won't judge her coz she's lovely. In 2nd Samuel 6:14-23, David danced before the LORD with all his might until he was half-naked; his wife Michal had no children to the day of her death after criticising him. When women snog each other on TV, are they casting spells of lesbianism and homosexuality (LGBTQI+)? GOD knows. A Lugbara musician once said in an interview that who needs a man yet you can satisfy yourself fully with your own fingers; she was having issues in her relationships. Many people look up to her and when she said something unclean, it did not make it right just because she's a superstar. Masturbation is evil; Straight Talk Newspaper taught me in 1997 that it wasn't evil but along the way, I discovered they were totally wrong. It's wicked just like Onan spilling his semen on the ground in Genesis 38:9; GOD put him to death like his brother Er. Meanwhile, some musicians glorify fornication, alcohol, smoking, magic, witchcraft, orgies, multiple lovers plus snatching other people's mates (Funnily, their mates also get snatched from them). If Lucifer can convince 33 percent of angels to follow him, then how about us, mere humans? We have to be very careful about music, his superpower. In future, the agenda might become: Homosexuality is not a sin; The Bible is a lie; JESUS is not coming back; Prostitution is a job; etc.

All my life, I've only spent one year in a Church choir but ironically, it was in a denomination different from the one I was brought up in; I quit without apologies (in 1997) because I had my own reservations about certain prayers (to Mary and dead saints like necromancy). I had sung in the alto voice and learnt how to read musical notations that helped me play my toy piano. The first song I wrote was a Ugandan Reply to "Leave (Get Out)" by JoJo in Twenty10.

I accepted JESUS into my heart at the end of 1997 after listening to "Serve The LORD" by Carman from his Absolute Best (1993) album. Even though I went to Church (both Anglican and Catholic) and read JEHOVAH's Witnesses publications, my beliefs were Old Testament (Noah, Moses, David, Solomon-type of way) and somehow blurred; I didn't know Saint Paul well because his story was not emphasized, only portions of his letters. Music can change lives.

There are some soulmoving songs I adore like "Hallelujah" by Taya Smith; "Heilig, Heilig" by Outbreakband; "So Sweet To Trust In JESUS" by various artistes; "Flood" by Jars Of Clay; "I'm Blessed" by Katalina Mezu; "Sinza" by Coopy Bly; "Ale MUNGU Ni" by D2G (Dedicated 2 GOD); "Panadolu" by Gospel Armour; etc and feel goosepimples or teary-eyed because they strike chords within me better than yoga meditation or kabbalah plus make me want to raise my hands up and praise GOD; those ones make it to my own personal ChurchTV list. Imagine a four-day JESUS Festival around Easter or Christmas where a coefficient of those lists from every attendee is played nonstop! Wouldn't it be more fun than dirty vibes inspired by lust, hatred and other vile things? Are there Nyege Nyege alternatives that exclusively play Gospel music. The Collective UG, Proclaim Uganda, etc can be foundation beacons.

When more musicians eg Sylver Kyagulanyi, the beautiful Chidinma (Nigerian), Desire Luzinda (whom I described on Twitter as having the Best Hips in East Africa alongside Tanzania's Ray C) leave the secular world to sing for GOD, that's more colour added to the better picture: There is something greater on the holy side. Either you go left or right! You have to pick a side because the HereAfter is segregative. Sometimes I wish the lowest bouquet of GOtv had Trace Gospel included instead of Trace Mziki. We need to use our talents to magnify GOD who gifted them to us in the first place, not wicked projects. Kanye West seemed to be turning a new leaf with the JESUS Is King album, but then got into other controversial issues along the way. GOD help all of us!

During Senior 4 (in Y2K), I sat in the 2nd last row of the Eastmost column. While revising my classwork books alone one early evening, I sang the song "Sweetest Taboo" by Glamma Kid featuring Shola Ama; it had just come out the preceding year (1999). Suddenly, an invisible hand (like the one that wrote on the wall in the book of Daniel) slammed my table and I stopped singing immediately plus froze briefly with fear. There was a clear sound like someone banging his hand on top of wood, but what made hair stand on the back of my head (or removed hair from my head) was that I saw the pages on my book move a bit caused by the wind from the unseen hand. Ever since that day, I never sang that song again. I later confirmed that my beloved Sade sang it first in 1985 when I was 1 year old. Some songs might actually be forbidden for Bornagains or Savedees.

Growing up, I adored Michael Jackson's music simply because I did not know he had a pact with the Angel of Death, but a time came when I gave up all of it and remained with only "Stranger In Moscow" (1997 song) as my best from him because of empathy: I could feel his pain and the beats of the masterpiece got me through some moments of rejection in my own life.

When Mowzey Radio was still alive, his music ruled Arua airwaves and spaces. At night, the story was not different but that's the time I could sense the presence of a dark cloud hovering above our Lugbara locality. After his death, his music literally went into limbo and the cloud vanished.

The first time I watched the music video for "Kipepeo" by Jose Chameleone, I felt something repulsive. It's like the images had a power I couldn't connect with though I liked other songs by Mr. Joseph Mayanja like Dolothea, Basima Ogenze, Mateeka, etc. When Allan Kasirye (former Devil worshipper) revealed that Kipepeo was the Devil's anthem, I understood why I always felt the way I did. I have seen mainstream artistes I adore doing crazy, unspeakable things and heard songs in my dreams before they were released, from Eminem ("Love The Way You Lie") to J. Lo to Chameleone ("Baliwa"). Sometimes, I did not know how to interprete what I saw but I pray GOD forgives and redeems their souls. Allan also revealed that ragga music (hiphop, rock, techno, etc) casts spells while reggae like Bob Marley, Lucky Dube, Maddox, etc worships or glorifies the Devil.

What is the Devil's music? I used to wonder if it was rock. A computer repairman in Arua who enjoys ziki as self-motivation at his shop told me that there's nothing like the Devil's music plus the Devil doesn't exist, but I saw him walking on Buganda Road after campus while I looked for a 2nd job near one of his city altars and fellowshipped anew at a church written off as one of his own though didn't know yet. Capital FM used to play the Devil's music and it was my favourite station for over a decade even though they repeated the same songs every hour with staff like DJ Shadow (Roger Mugisha, a former Devil worshipper), Alex Ndawula, etc. Up to Twenty23, they still play that music though added bits of inspirational Gospel especially on Sundays. My first wet dream at age 17 was actually Toni Braxton (musician); saw other musicians later as if Kawuula masquerading. What happened to the Legion demons after they were cast into multiple pigs that drowned (Mark 5:1-13)? Did they become waterspirits or mermaids also? It's weird that the angels who admired and impregnanted the daughters of men were 200 led by Shamjaza or Samyaza. Niccolo Paganini was so gifted as a violinist (played 12 notes in a second) that Italians spread rumours he had made a deal with the Devil.

Some of the electronic music played during the Nyege Nyege Festival at my birthplace (Jinja) is so high quality that you wonder where it originates from, whether the Devil or GOD-inspired. Evil altars promote uncleanness (alcoholism, fornication, prostitution, nudity, obscenity, witchcraft, sorcery [spiritual adultery], etc) but sanctified places worship the Most Holy. Culturally, Nyege Nyege is a huge melting pot for people from all continents, but I wish a GOD-centred Okuza [Lugbara for: Gathering] or Jege Jege Festival was more colourful. GOD is not fake and boring!

Music is spiritual...






Monday

YESU Magazine: Jamil Mugerwa Quotes

INTRO: On Thursday 15th June 2023, I saw a dream of myself walking back home southwards via Oda Road before some smartly-dressed guy in a white pickup or saloon car cut me off suddenly on the left as if he was in a rush to get somewhere. I asked him if the person he was going to meet was nearby, he said: Yes. I wondered if it was at Desert Breeze Hotel. Meanwhile, I cut right and found people lining up for a fellowship; Grace Lubega was at the entry point standing with a microphone in his hand, "Here we do not come late." He kept asking everyone if they were newcomers. I was undecided about what to say but then remembered that I had been to his fellowship before, so I told him No and walked down the line with my backpack; a certain supadupa lightskinned Lugbara woman I adore the most (She likes Phaneroo) was on my mind as I worried she might be spotting me in the congregation or her friends wagging their tongues. When I woke up, I kept wondering if there was a Phaneroo Fellowship in Osu Village (Arua) and even investigated from people who replied that there used to be one at Rose Villa; I only knew Koinonia there. By July (the next month), in my quest to fully understand my dream, I found a YouTube video (Exposing Dark Works of Phaneroo) by a prayerful woman claiming she removed the title of Apostle from Lubega. She used to be a Phaneroo church member but while resting from prayer on Ankrah (or Besaniya Hill in Mukono, above where UCU is located), she saw a vision about getting pregnant and having a miscarriage. She prayed against it until she overcame the scare on linking back with her boyfriend and being told her foetus wouldn't last four months but also thanked Jamil for telling the truth about Phaneroo. I questioned myself why I had never heard of this Ex-Satanist (Underground Agent) but investigated immediately. People occasionally call me to register them to Illuminati yet I've never been a member (I always tell them that GOD is richer than the Devil); some call me to draw tattoos on their skin while others ask for sugarmummies but I don't suggest any. I always wonder where they get my number (maybe online where I post all my Devil research and old views) but would recommend they listen to Jamil's warnings. Many of my friends post Phaneroo videos on social media, some of which have kungfu themes, Women's Conference, and so on, but I've never actually been to any single physical meeting, so I cannot judge Grace Lubega. In 2017, Phaneroo made a Press Release (Setting The Record Straight) to defend itself against rumours, character assasination and reputational damage. My mid-June dream took me to an area near a river in Arua that is rumoured to have a portal to the underworld, but I haven't confirmed it yet. All I know since Covid-19 lockdown is that Lubega broke away around 2016 from my campus lecturer Isaiah Mbuga (founder of Christ's Heart Ministries International) who accused him of "ungodly rituals"; Mbuga's fellowships during my campus days (2003-6) felt Holy Spirit-filled, by the way, maybe Baskerville at UCU is just supercharged. During the 2021 Presidential Election fever, Lubega said Bobi Wine cannot become the President of Uganda because of his ganja and Side B; I couldn't disagree though the rastaman's supporters like Stella Nyanzi (Church of Satan Africa) also fired back at Lubega with insults. A few weeks after my dream, his congregation set a 3-hour handclapping Guinness Record; some Christians criticised him but I wonder what GOD says about the claps. Lubega's insightful, high-octane preaching (according to my own personal appreciation) is not bad, but the sex magic accusations against him and his pastors are quite deep. Correction of personal sin is redemptive: If we claim we have no sin, then there is no truth in us. We are all sinners (including Old Testament Priests and others who serve GOD) but the Truth sets us free when we repent to GOD and wash ourselves with the Blood of JESUS, not animals. Anyway, transcribed from Luganda to English below are thoughts from Jamil who was born on 16th October 1990 in Kayunga, Bugerere to a Muslim family comprising a Kinyarwanda father and Muganda mother. The Muslim-turned-Christian once tried to commit suicide by swallowing multiple tablets but heard the Devil tell him he was going to Hell and therefore smsed SOS messages to some people. Help arrived but Jamil had to pass his keys under the locked door for it to be opened since his joints couldn't let him stand up. He has a Turning Point show on OP FM on Sunday nights into Monday morning (To support his YouTube channel, WhatsApp 0752-341447; Call 0778-739832; 0761-099315; Email: mugerwajamil0@gmail.com)...

The Seven Dark Years Epistle 1 (The Church Under Attack, 91 pages) and Epistle 2 (Brainwashed generation, 51 pages) plus Epistle 3 (Defending Your Marriage)...

False Ministries in Uganda: Learn how to pray for yourself... Stop worshipping your pastor thinking you will heal when he lays his hand on you... GOD checks the heart, but whatever fills the heart is what we see on top like minis... Even though you attack me, I don't care... We won't stop telling you the truth. Stay in Phaneroo until you realise you are a baby Christian... Sexually Transmitted Spirits give you an order to wear skimpy clothes... Do you beat Satan in the Scriptures? When Satan attacks a Christian, he uses the Written Word. The churches of bafere [conmen] also use the Bible, they do not have their own books but the explanation is different... Their apostle cannot preach against abortion, that is why campusers go there. They abort like it's a competition; three in a year... Grace and Mbonye have that gospel... Balokole, we are church prostitutes; we do not sit down and understand what was written. GOD's grace does not allow us to continue doing wrong; once saved is not always saved... Tell your problems to GOD... If you drink Ice Water from Kakande, you are getting water from the Devil... Stop being brainwashed... People are robbed of their Bible but they do not complain... People forget their Bibles in church but not their phone...

Media Voices Episode with Deogratious Arinaitwe on Prince Media Television (using extracts from TikTok about what Men of GOD do to attract crowds. Arinaitwe gives a disclaimer that they are not attacking anyone but educating fellow Ugandans by broadcasting Jamil's content): In the spirit world, we had three types of churches: 1. The one on the foundation of JESUS; 2. The ones we attacked and changed to run on the lifeline we were on at that time; 3. The one that started on our foundation. They are hard to distinguish. When I was the other side, pastors came, they wanted fame [okumanyika]; miracles [ebyamagero] and prophecy [bunabi] which catch people's hearts like trapping fish: You'll go to America, climb a plane, etc; plus power... If you come to Satan and want something, the sacrifice he wants from you is you even if he doesn't say it... The life he wants is yours; he cannot tell it to you because you will run away. He can con you, then you get deep into his trap. I walked with these churches for seven years: Phaneroo, we went to their Lugogo gatherings on Thursdays. I wasn't there on a mission but partly with them. Those with obumemeya and obuchupa are there. Wrongs are not condemned in teachings; JESUS died for you is their message. "Kisa [Grace]; it ended: Even if you sleep with a church-sister, that wrong JESUS paid for 2,000 years behind." That way, Lubega scoops...

How The Devil Initiates Through Dreams: Dreams can kill... What troubled Joseph was the dreams GOD gave him; you have to handle them with care... Separate dreams from GOD, Satan and your own thoughts! People sleep with books and when they get something small, they get up and write what they have seen... Okwolesebwa [Revelation] is something you see in a short time when you are awake, but a dream is when you are in a deep sleep... The Devil distributes dreams. 2nd Corinthians 11:14-15 says: And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. It is not surprising then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve... I'm not against dreams; we need dreams because GOD speaks through dreams... Your mind speaks in dreams... You cannot force dreams... With due time, dreams from GOD come to pass whether the Bible likes it or not... False prophets interprete dreams after you've paid them, then lie to you... Ask the Holy Spirit to explain your dreams... The Devil's dreams are controversial... In Church, when it's time to spread the Gospel, we can't, but in gossip, we are first... During time for gossip, go spread the Gospel... GOD cannot be bought. If HE wants you to make a sacrifice, HE will show you through a dream... Even Kakande, Yiga, Brother Ronnie distribute dreams; you see them come to you... They trap your star... Satan uses your pastor... Visions take you seconds away into the spirit world where GOD and Satan are sitted... Don't call the pastor, intercessors, etc to tell you their own interpretation of your dreams... Why don't you ask the Holy Spirit? We turned GOD into Centenary Bank, ATM... When it comes to finances, we make covenants with GOD... Satan copies GOD, he also speaks through dreams... We have bafere; businessmen with churches. They can come and tell you, "GOD says: Offer your car to the ministry!" It's their way of robbing people... Satan is speedy, but GOD goes step by step. You do not plant maize today and then the next day bring a car to transport the harvest... Kawula comes without a face in a dream and then the pastor says: Sow a seed and GOD will give you that husband... False prophets put you in the mood so that they can drain transport money out of you and leave you to walk home... To conquer a territory, you do it spiritually, then it manifests...

Emyaka Musanvu Ngankolela Sitani [Seven Years Working For Satan] courtesy of Samie Kay/ Media Shed UG, Uniqe Media: You are given a name and it brings you Bizibu [Problems]... It's not to scare people but tell the truth... In the mbozi [conversation] you are going to hear, there are two things: Satan and GOD... I finished P7 in Bweyogerere... 2011, I entered Senior 1 in Busia. My story starts in 2013 when I was in S3... That school did not allow new students as candidates... Only the promoted are allowed... But Ali was allowed in S6. Ali wore black galubindi, you need a medical form to wear them; Ali had no document... I was Information Prefect, all the news in the school I knew... I used to perform MDD... I used to eat with teachers but one day, kawunga [maize posho] and beans was cooked for them and I was hungry... I went to Ali to borrow 1,000 UGX to buy chapati and water... He brought out a bundle of 50K UGX banknotes and pulled out one... I went to the canteen and bought what I wanted, took back the balance. Ali told me to take all of it... I ran to the canteen and bought for people... Ali was the best in Arts but didn't attend lessons... I also wanted to start a gang like Ali but would be last in class, hahaha! I started an account in Equity Bank; somebody would hold my ATM card while another banked... I'd dream I was in the lake with Ali... Causing car accidents... In the dream, he would give me blood to drink... I would go to the supermarket and buy things as if I had four wives yet everything would end in my bedroom... I thought in my heart that Ali was from Rwanda but he replied without me saying anything: Ah ah, am not from Rwanda, am from here Customs... Satan can read what you are thinking... A witchdoctor can tell you the past but not the future... My student account had more than 30 Million UGX; money I collected from Ali... He used magic...

You are richer than Satan... He was thrown out of Heaven with nothing...

Episode 1 - My Initiation: I thank GOD for redeeming me... I was walking under the shadow of death where there is no life... I was staying in Busia when I entered these things... My father died; mummy (called Nusura) was still around. We are eight, am the 2nd-last born... I studied in the village, then I go out around 2002. I left the village and joined my sister in the city. I first sat, I didn't begin school immediately. With time, my brother had interest to send me back to school. 2007, he sent me back. I started in P5 but was a grown man... I studied in Bweyogerere, primary, it was called LORD's Care. I finished and went to live with my brother in Busia. Busia Trust Secondary School in Busia Municipality... About 500 meters from the Busia Main Road; 2013, I was in S3. While studying, you have different friends and that year, I was Information Prefect, Clubs and Society. The swagger I could reach, I was very famous... Then I met a friend called Ali. At first, I saw him as an ordinary, everyday person. One day, I was tired of posho. Children are stubborn, they live rich friends very much... I decided to go to Ali to borrow 1,000 UGX. I found him sitted with Deo. Fees was paid by my brother and it catered for food but you get tired of posho and envy kids who eat meat from the canteen. There was a place called California where children sat a lot while eating. He first looked at me and gave me a 50K banknote... I didn't understand: S6, how can he be with a bundle of 50,000 UGX banknotes? I didn't dwell on it... I reached the canteen and bought one chapati and water (500 UGX)... When I brought back the balance, he told me: I've given you all of it. I first feared and thought he was joking... stood for like 20 seconds... He did not press and continued conversing. I walked away but kept looking behind to see if he would call me back. The happiness, I went to the canteen and sprayed giveaways... In the evening, I went back home. I used to have a Changer bike but left it at home. We studied and studied. That day, I ate 10K and remained with 27K. The bell was rung but I said: Let me go and ask Ali, transport is 500 UGX yet I had 27K. I searched for him until I found him in A-Level sitted... He gave me 20K. I asked him: Where will I get change? He said: Go home... I used to move with Ali. Everywhere he was, I wanted money. I learnt how to lie... The smallest note he last gave me was 20K. You can go and beg in the morning, break, lunch and beg plus the evening. He does not question you about the other notes he gave you... For him, he just adds. The money had evil power... At home, I didn't eat anymore. My dreams changed; I started seeing things I didn't understand. I'd dream am in a lake, am with Ali in the hills. We are standing in the road, cars have come; we want to make them fall. I didn't understand. At school, I didn't want to go to class, I wanted to be with Ali. I started changing slowly... The teachers didn't understand me. I was intelligent: Math from Senior 1, the lowest I got was 90 percent; I started getting 30. When I'd sit in class, I'd feel like it's burning me... Even people at home didn't understand me. I had money but life changed. 1st Term passed when am like that. 2nd Term, some papers I didn't do. 3rd Term, we did exams and I got 3rd Grade. I used to pass in 1st Grade but that time I fell for real. To go to Seniir 4, they put for me: Try! When I finished my last paper, I told Ali: I may not get the chance to see you again. I've come to say: Farewell! Thanks for the things you have done for me; you have been there for me! Then he told me: You'll come and visit me. I told him: Yii, I don't know your place... I never saw Ali eating that year, he'd get food and give it away. I was still a fala, I hadn't entered the things. He looked like a Munyarwanda, the figure looked good, brown, the height was the one. I wondered if he was a girl... He drew for me a map... I knew that rubbish was poured in that place... In the spirit realm, I started seeing that building yet it wasn't in reality. He said even transport he would give me and handed me 100,000 UGX. From where I stayed behind Municipal Council in Busia up to where he showed me, the boda would take for 500 UGX. He said: You will come! Then walked and went; he didn't tell me the day to come, he didn't ask me for a phone number, even me I didn't have his. We separated like that... I got my report, December comes and I got my books plus clothes and said: Let me go to the village for two weeks because we would report in early January for Form 4. I reached the village when I had money but I didn't know the backstory of that money... My brother had no time to ask me where I worked. I'd buy phones at home and change them... I'd sleep in a different room... I gave away money in the village like I had been working yet I was studying. Three days after Christmas (28th December), I was sitted and then felt a power cover me at once. It came in a lot of wind; thoughts changed: I want Ali. I started wanting Ali... I told them: For me, am going back now! "Are you sick, why didn't you tell us and we prepared for you?" It was about 11am. "Why panic? You told us you are going in January." I told them: I'm going to Busia. Remember, I have my own money. I bathed, put on, yearned for Ali. Thoughts told me: Now go and meet Ali! I got a boda up to the Kayunga Park. That was the last time people in the village saw me. I boarded and saw that the taxi was delaying me but endured. I first reached my brother's place... I had a laptop bag and threw it tbere with books. My brother's wife was going out and asked, "Where are you going? You didn't even call us to alert?!" I told her: I'm coming back! That was the last time tbey also saw me. I walk; there was something giving me directions, "Pass here, pass here, pass here!" That's what I felt inside, "Now, pass here!" I walked without climbing a boda. I reached and saw a gate which he showed me when I was still in school. The gate was black; yellow paint mansion. I got near but saw noone. When I reached it, immediately someone was infront of me yet I didn't see the gate open: Ali, the one from school. He told me: I was waiting for you and knew you were coming. Remember, I didn't give him a call. The money he gave me cast spells that removed my thinking like when you come to Church and the Holy Spirit lands on you... He told me: Enter! I entered the courtyard, saw cars... The compound was neat. He led me and we entered. We passed the sitting room, it had seats but I didn't see a single person. He took me direct to a separate room, we didn't talk, he led the way. When I entered the room, he was at the door and closed it. Then he said: Sit in that pit! There was a pit in the middle of the room... What he says, you do. When I sat, I looked at him and noticed the goggles were missing. When I was trying to figure out, beams came from his eyes like a torch; both entered my eyes and I changed like 10 jerrycans had been put on my head. He said: Sit like when Muslims sit to eat pilau, crosslegged. He started speaking in tongues I do not know. When I entered, of course I understood eventually. He was calling power from underground but passing through water. He pulled power from the hills, space, rocks, forests; he gathered that power to make it possible for us to leave the physical realm and go into the underground world. I started hearing animals crying in the room, people: young, old, women... All voices. Wind came in a large way, the ground was shaking, I got out of my body. Ali wasn't a person but a fallen angel sent on a mission to get someone they would use. Ali would converse about sports because that's what he loved. He had few words. You could talk for 5 minutes when he hadn't replied. In all your speech, he would reply one answer. He was more of action, not words. I got out of my body, we descend down. I reach like this and the person am facing is sitted on a throne like for kings. He is holding a stick. It was Lucifer but at that time, I did not understand him: fiery dragon with shining eyes. In his hand was a ring and somebody on his left and right plus behind. When I reached, Ali told him, "That is the one you sent me; I've brought him." I was quiet. His voice was like 100 bass; big, heavy! When he spoke, there was a shaking. He said to me: I am the ruler of this world! Don't fret where you have come, am the one who sent for you. The one on his left said: Repeat these words, proclaim! Satan stole everything that is done in Church... In Church, you proclaim: Oh JESUS, today I accept that YOU become the Saviour of my life! There you say: I Jamil, today I accept to sell my soul to the ruler of this world. That is Lucifer, you cannot call him Satan; that gets you imprisoned. It means you've disrespected him. You call him My lord (Master) up to eternal punishment... After speaking those words, there were handclaps... I had to return to Earth to do a blood covenant... with Ali. I return to my body which I left in the pit... Buildings under construction now, sketchmaps are got from the other side... A blood covenant binds everythinh. Even in the covenant of light, Christ had to shed blood on the cross. For Satan's covenant to be full, you have to shed yours... Ali said: Stretch out your left arm... He brought something like a razor blade plus glass and cut six marks (representing 666), poured blood in half the glass. When what he wanted had poured, the blood stopped, I've never seen something like that. He brought his, added in and the glass filled up. Then he cast his power on it. They give you every spirit, whether you want to become a goat, chicken or whatever... He brought that glass near the wounds, the blood entered without a single drop to the ground. That is Satan's magic. The wounds closed up and they say, "It's finished!" You have to go for training underground. Satan doesn't use somebody he hasn't trained. In Church, you put up a conference to teach ministers, they do not come. They know that GOD can teach them. I had to get out of my body to go for three weeks training; it remained in the magical house... For you here, you cannot see it but the one on whom spells have been cast alone has the ability to see it. I got out and returned with Ali, some people were graduating; they had finished training... I was taken to the Department of Church because I would be trained in four things: 1. Disrupting Church; 2. Go to schools: Abortions, etc; 3. Go to hospitals: We used to drink blood and the brains of babies. We had to do sacrifices; 4. Accidents... I found many students of different nations... There is love in that place, agent and agent. The love they have was copied from the Church while the Church copied what Satan would have done. I reach there, everyone gives you a hug: Happy to see you! Come we do work... I returned to my body in January 2014 still in the clothes I left it in. I was given a mission to Kitintale, Bugolobi. When I got into my body, I saw transport money, 50,000 UGX. The direction I possessed though I had never been to Kitintale since I was born. I was sent to Joint Effort (Church)... I was told I'd find someone at a hotel who would show me where I would stay... You use the signs you were taught and connect with the regional ruler, then get power from various points: prostitutes increase in that place, drunkards drink to sleep in the gutters, noone gets saved... That church disturbed Satan's head, burning shrines. That man (Pastor Wilberforce Samanya) would do deliverance and Satan doesn't sleep... When I looked at the church in the spirit realm, it was impossible... There are three things: 1. Either you see heavy blood raining on the church, 2. Firewalls around the church fence, 3. A white cloth around it... All those things were there. He had about 400 intercessors... 

Episode 2 - Seven Years Working For The Devil: Some entity (I could see its shoulder, but not the face) led me to Ali; we walked until we reached the gate...

Part 2 - How I Was Delivered From The Hands Of The Devil: If you leave Egypt with an onion in your pocket or heart, you won't enter Canaan... Total deliverance takes determination, decision and surrender... Praising GOD is not words in the mouth only, shouting; praise HIM in spirit and in truth... During church deliverance, when I revealed my underground agent codenumber, blood oozed from my mouth... Do not beg GOD too much, learn to praise HIM for the life given you... Stop grumbling... We are not beggars, we are heirs... If your father has a company, then you are not a beggar in that company; you can ask for anything... Everything GOD has is yours, Satan makes you forget that...

Episode 11 - Betting: [Mathias:] GOD, we cover ourselves (the presenters) and the family listening too in the blood of JESUS... [Jamil:] Pastors also do betting; they do not know what it means, why they play it, where it comes from, where it starts, where it ends, why it came... [Mathias:] I know it as an opportunity set for somebody to get money... [Jamil:] From whom? Who has free money to give? Zala means they produce in you... Satan targets the Church... That demon is strong because of the sacrifices it gets... A person who bets has a firm heart. Satan puts in them dead hope... Most people know betting is a Muyindi. Does an Indian have that money? Those you see on the frontline are workers... to cover your eyes... People who play zala are like teachers; they do not hide pens... BETTING is Be Engaged To Teach Initiate Nations/ Generations. People who play zala are not on Satan's payroll yet work for him... They are teachers, when they start explaining, if you do not have JESUS, you leave when you have paid for a paper... Satan will convince you: This KCCA can beat Barcelona. You know that it can't happen but the demons blind your eyes... Stand at the church entrance and check for betting papers in the pockets and bags of believers... It stops them from offering tithe... Zala has diseases. If you're arguing, get a professional doctor with a machine that measures blood pressure. Stand at the zala machine and say: Everyone getting out, I measure! Anytime they snap... That's how Satan wants to kill GOD's children. A person with pressure won't go to church... Can you trust a zala player? Do not try! Even if you give him your money to keep at 9pm, he searches for an open place so that he can produce in it, hahaha! You wake up in the morning when all the money is gone. In the village, we were told a story about a man who was informed that zala earns madly: For a 1,000 UGX receipt, you can get 100 Million. He inquired: What if I bring 10 Million? Then the Muyindi you send back to the village, hahaha! He went to his own village where he had land and animals, sold all of them. He told people he's going away to become rich, he will return driving a Land Cruiser. He told his initiator that they should bet on Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool, big teams; the prospective gain was 500 Million but can Satan lose in his things? Satan has no senior; you become a senior in JESUS but if you're still in his things, he's your senior... In the morning, only one team won, two drew while the other lost. He did not warn him that if one team draws, we are finished. The man said: Let us go and claim our money since one team won. Satan is a thief, he asked him: How much do you have left in your pocket? Buy a rope! He left a wife and children. Satan told him: The clever one buys a rope and hangs himself... Show me someone who was poor and became rich; you can cut off my leg... But you can show people who used to be rich and now walk on foot. Is that GOD? Such a person will run from church when he thinks about the glory he used to be in, driving, landlord: What am I looking for in church? Zala looks like a game, but it's a game between you and Satan... We've seen many: Everything he finds, he just sells it... When we were on the other side, the demons of betting, adultery and masturbation drank a lot of blood. They rule the country... The owners of zala rule the government. When churches are open until night, some people go to Police and report that they are making noise; zala works until dawn... Imagine on Sunday, a game is rescheduled for 8am in the morning, then you will confirm that there is a god called Soccer... Man U is Red Devils [in Luganda: Emizimu Emimyufu]. Does GOD have red devils? All football fields are dedicated, they have evil powers. Everything found there is initiated. In Uganda, we have one called Embalasasa, translate to English... It's big now, noone in Uganda can handle it. That team started when it was very badly off: Nalubaale FC, Bunamwaya. When it transformed to Mbalasasa, its stadium in Uganda, noone has it... [Mathias:] There was a player who was said to pray from Pastor Kayanja's church, he used to be a homosexual; Mubiru. You remember him? [Jamil:] Supporting football is not bad, as long as you do not cross the line and bet, put in feeling... Betting companies do advertisements that somebody won 500 Million in Jinja but pin them in Arua. If you go to Jinja, he's not there... The moment a youth sees that somebody used 1,000 UGX to win 500 Million, what does he look for in church? GOD's money is for waiting patiently... [Mathias:] I know somebody in Jinja who won 20 Million and bought a taxi. [Jamil:] Does he still have it? [Mathias:] He went long time ago... [Jamil:] I was going to exit the studio... To know Satan is a muyaye, if you win 500 Million, you are going to move in the whole of Jinja... You become a master... You initiate... Don't let them lie to you... After teaching people, he takes back all the other money... They bring apps already installed: Opera Mini is theirs... Betway, betpawa, SuperBet... Satan changed levels from grassthatched shrines to betting houses... When a betting house was going to be opened in Jinja, the night before the morning start, we would come, initiate that place, dedicate it and put in power... You can be at home and say: Chelsea is going to win, when it's true. The moment you go to that room, the power will tell you to add a team in Uganda... You might choose three teams and bet 10,000 UGX but that power will force you to put a 4th team and it will be the only one beaten, hehihi... In our book, we put badges: Man U (crest has an animal), Arsenal, Real Madrid, Man City look like the bubonero [symbols] we used. Mulokole, remove feelings from football things, put feelings in JESUS! If you feel that demon tell you to go and bet, then give that money to somebody on the street... You overcome the betting demon when you have no money... Youths no longer work: If he has a 200K receipt in the pocket and you tell him about a 20K job, he won't come... Two masters cannot rule in one person... Betting makes you despise GOD and love Mammon; you have no time for service... Don't get near zala... That demon cannot be cleansed, you just run away from it or it will overcome you... People covet what others have and want to acquire it in one day yet that person worked for it in a long while... Satan will tell you to sell your 3M(illion) fridge for 1M so that you can get money to buy many fridges and even remain with a balance and you carry and take; it doesn't return. The demon just drinks... Satanists have money but they do not sleep... Accept that riches are in GOD...

Episode 12 - Masturbation at Work: First and foremost, masturbation [okwematiza] is not of GOD... Behind that spirit is homosexuality... If Christ doesn't help you, then you will die masturbating... It passes through blue movies... We had agents (sugarmummies) who worked on this. You befriend a sugarmummy on Facebook, she tells you to come where she is... You reach a room where they have planted physical cameras, you cannot see them... Many people have found their sex clips online and do not know how they got there... We would take the videos and impart (spiritual) power on them, then release... You watch a blue movie like this and power strikes you... If you do not have a wife, masturbation enters... 80 to 90 percent of youths have phones with blue movies. Why do they put passwords? Even a certain Buziga pastor had blue movies in his phone... Among married people, there is masturbation... Sengas are paid to teach how to get aroused... Agents encourage you to watch blue movies for motivation (to put you in the mood)... When the Devil reads from your thoughts on Thursday that you might get money on Saturday, he sends a spirit of masturbation on Friday night and your blessing doesn't come through... Someone who masturbates is a minor agent of the Devil; it's like wearing dreads (hairstyle)...

Episode 17 - Secular Songs With Their Hidden Meaning: The power of hidden meanings of songs will cover you; the one who used to pray a lot will stop, the one who used to read the Bible will dwell on Bukedde newspaper, the one who used to fast, arrggghhhh you are like Muslims, you wait for the holy month... There is a musician who has a slogan in English "Fire Base" but when you try to translate it to Luganda, it means "Ensibuko Y'omuliro"; that fire they are talking about is not of GOD, but Hell... You find a Bornagain saying he supports Fire Base yet he doesn't know what he supports... Bobi sang a song "Time Bomb"... What people didn't understand is that when we were in the dark world serving the Enemy, even us we were on a time bomb... In the video, they show you teargas, canes and you think he's singing about the time bomb in the country. No, he's singing about the kingdom he's in... I was sent to Mpigi and delayed for 5 minutes; I was beaten in the car... Then he sang "Kasukali Keko?"; people thought he was singing politics. No, he was singing about the kingdom of darkness; that this time, has it entered you? Is that enough sugar, should I add more? That was bait like a groundnut; set a trap at home, haha! He's like an ambassador of the other kingdom... "Ekikumi Kyo Kilye"... Satan knows the Bible, he just changes it... If you get what to eat, wear or drink, let them be enough... Sleep... Let your soul be firm... He tells you there are many rich people, cars they drive like him, chicken they eat but it doesn't go... If you get 100 UGX, sit, even if you buy cassava, drink water on it, eat, but do not envy the rich man who eats chicken... AK47 wanted to get out. These musicians who go to Satan to get things know the truth... What will take them to destruction is that they do not want to lose their fame, possessions from Satan. The one who died in a bathroom reached a point where he said: For me, I've come out of this. I'm bornagain. He even sang a song, "Nze Ndi Mulokole". He was told he's lying... People think it's Gospel; he was singing about the misery he was passing through... If he had decided with one heart and gone to a Church of truth, that stands on the foundation of JESUS, now he would be alive. He feared becoming ashamed. JESUS said: If you are ashamed of me among people, I'll also be ashamed of you infront of my FATHER. He feared to be seen travelling on bodaboda again, on foot. He was afraid and got destroyed... I was an Underground Agent at Rank 7... Illuminati go to fetch money, they are not workers of the Devil. He just uses them to advertise himself through songs, things that he has given them for fame, not that they are slaves like us. Even marrying they marry. For underground agents, a time comes when they give you their own, they can even give you a fallen angel. They can give you a girl born of a woman and man, but just like you buy a chicken at home, when you want is when you'll cut it, or you've bought a hen so that it lays eggs you can eat, you bring her but when every child she delivers is a sacrifice; every child is going to die... They decide everything for you. You are a ki-TV, they switch to Bukedde, any TV they want like AK-47... There was another who sang "KATONDA, Tambula Nange". His difficulty was like the other, he did not want to lose everything - the storeyed houses he had built, the studios he had; GOD was going to strike, HE doesn't work with dead foundations... Many people have wanted the honour of this world... Musicians, when they go, they can be given money and a spirit of immorality and they say: Everytime you do a concert, you must conceive a child. He can befriend you in a show and you think you have scored, he gives you all the money you wanted. When you conceive, it's over. That child is a sacrifice you will produce... Even if you already have 10 kids, your first born on his side is the one who will be sacrificed... Things were tough; Mozey Radio saw he was being taken. These musicians do not mean these things they sing for the sake of it... As long as you do not decide, you are going to die... When I came, everything I had burnt: Money, I've burnt; phones, I've thrown in the toilet; all the clothes. I came when I had tied my trousers with a muguwa [rope]... In the heart, I had decided (even though I couldn't speak for three days). Satan can hold your mouth, but in the heart as long as you've decided... The heart is the one that speaks. This mouth speaks what the heart spoke a long time ago. In the heart, I prayed and accepted JESUS saying: Satan is lying... Satan cannot do anything before GOD accepts... The ONE you have is stronger than the one in the world, that's what the Bible says... There are these musicians, they have reached 40 years without getting wedded; ladies... They used to be very powerful... These girls were called the Obsessions. Up to now, they are not married... Satan, you have to run away from him. He lies to you with those small things [buntuntu]. They sang, "Jangu, jangu nkutwale jebanyenyeza ebiwato [Come, come let me take you where they shake waists]!" It was sang on a bed... One man was inbetween them. People see the video but do not see the hidden meaning. Another singer came and was given a snake in the waist. When she starts dancing here, you wonder if she has bones, Masanyalaze... She almost made Vice President Ssekandi fall down while dancing with her... "Wekume!"; they were saying: Guard yourself, so that you do not come where we are, not AIDS... Satan is stupid sometimes, it's true he's really stupid! He displays his things like this; the blind do not see but you in Christ, you will understand... Jose went to Tanzania to do a show. Before the show, he was told: Do this! He did it after the show ended. Satan has no second chance; when you falter, he doesn't forgive. His heart is dirty! When Chameleone didn't follow instructions, he fell from a storeyed building up to the ground. They started demoting him, that is where he sang the other song "Kibonge" while in Church... It's frightening... Spirits come... People know it's Gospel, yiii banange, Satan is too much of a thief... Before, Jose sang for you "Kipepeo". In that video, he shows you that there is a kingdom, he's sitted on a throne, there are people who come to worship him... (the old and young)... There's another person who gives out money, "Help us, we are badly off." When she gifts you money, do a survey on that family... She even gave money to some brother who is theirs; they are always in his church... She has become a full government, but people do not know... When people get problems on TV, in one or two days, she has arrived, she has responded. People should be careful; for me, I've ended (my revelation) there. Satan is the person who will show you he has grace, yet he is lying for real. He has no sympathy... There's also this young agent who has conquered kids... He silenced a minister... He was told to go to school, he refused and next, you see him at a launch. You who is ordinary, can you disobey a minister? Satan displayed his own... His eyes change when he's on stage... Another is Suspekt Leizor, he sang "Wulira Ebala", manyi ga bala [the power of the bar]; Balokole bump to the song... "Tuli Mu Struggle"; some songs have come in Church yet people do not know what they mean... "Webereremu [Fight For Yourself (Hard)]; the man is telling you: This thing I've brought you or this thing am in, might have money in it but it's for perishing. If you want to enter it, webereremu! You thought it was politics? Haha... Satan used to tell us: There is no time, the other MAN is coming... The struggle they are going through (to take people to Hell), do you know it? "Byenyenya"; Christians know these songs more than the owners...

Most Dangerous Dreams You Shouldn't Joke With: There are sleep dreams and plans or goals... Dreams have disrupted people... Dreams are biblical... Sometimes what we call bad might be the good: You see an accident when the Enemy is planning it for you... GOD loves you; HE is showing you the craftiness of Satan... Interpreting dreams doesn't require books: Messages, signs, examples, prophecies...

How The 3 Intercessors Used The Blood of JESUS to Destroy our Evil Plans on Church: Three Abegayirizi [Intercessors] at Pastor Samanya's church put on protection and were not beaten out of 3,000... There is a difference between intercessor and prayer warrior who prays for 3-4 hours... Ezekiel 22:30 Stand in the gap for the land... Numbers 12:13 Moses stands for Miriam and the rest... Our senior intercessor is the Holy Spirit who pleads for us... An intercessor stands in the gap without personal interests... S/he should be international, worldwide for the whole body of Christ... Prayer warriors shout more than intercessors; bang walls, pray longer, speak English and in tongues... An intercessor endures... Acts 12:5 They persist... Keep a notebook... Those three women were not in backbiting groups; they were good timekeepers... Intercessors must keep quiet about people's secrets... Fasting and privacy helped them use the blood of JESUS... I had a bank account but it became inactive; I couldn't access the money on it... People have the blood but not the power in it... People have batteries but when uncharged, there is no electricity in the smartphone... The blood cannot operate... There have to be principles to make that blood operate... They had time to pray, not backbite... The Word of GOD became their daily bread... Being an intercessor does not stop you from cleaning the chairs... Understand your calling so that you do not cling to the intercessor work yet you get angry when prayer points are repeated. Some are just intercessors by title, singers by title but when they are not supposed to be there... When these three women called the blood of JESUS, it came and sucked away all my power; I returned to zero... That was my first encounter with the blood of JESUS...

Why The Devil Agents Like Going To Prayer Mountain: GOD is everywhere; stop putting GOD in one place... The Devil loves prayer mountains because it is a place where Christians go jokingly just to get a feared reputation... Devil Agents and witchdoctors also go there... Marriages have failed because of prayer mountains... GOD can speak anywhere... In the Upper Room, the Holy Spirit came to the apostles... Even at home, you can be on a mountain... Turn your house into an upper room or prayer mountain... GOD's power is not in the mountain but HIS Word...

New Technic Devil Is Using To Initiate Many Through Media: Now there are even Christian Dating sites... Run... They fool you and you go online to search... Disable apps that cannot be deleted...

There is still hope [Wakyaliwo ssubi]...





Sunday

My Prophecy Encyclopedia

PROPHECY in religion, can be defined as a divinely inspired revelation, interpretation, prediction, precognition, forecast, clairvoyance, etc. A prophet mediates the relationship or dealings between other people and the divine like a proclaimer of GOD's ultimate Will. According to Miz Mzwakhe Tancredi, there are 9 types of prophets: 1. Born (Before) eg Jeremiah; 2. Yare (Prophet of prophets) eg Moses, David, etc; 3. Called eg Amos the herdsman and sycamore fruit-gatherer plus those in Ephesians 4:11; 4. Dual (Two-fold) eg Samuel the Seer; 5. Silent eg Abraham; 6. Seasonal eg Jonah; 7. Mysterious (Unknown) eg Someone mentioned in Mark 9:38-41; 8. Made eg Elisha who was a farmer; 9. Prophet not born of a woman eg Adam named all animals without anybody telling him what they were called. In the Encyclopedia of Biblical Prophecy, J. Barton Payne states that there are 1,817 prophecies in the Bible, comprising 27 percent of the total content. Joshua, Judges, 1st & 2nd Samuel plus 1st & 2nd Kings are considered Former Prophets [Nevi'im] while Ruth, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther, etc have scrolls; Job had writings; Isaiah, Jeremiah, (Lamentations), Ezekiel and Daniel are regarded major prophets; the remaining 12 are labelled minor yet they have significant messages too. Every prophet has his critics (We are all sinners), but the prophecy is what matters...

"If a prophet, or one who foretells by dreams, appears among you and announces to you a sign or wonder, and if the sign or wonder spoken of takes place, and the prophet says, 'Let us follow other gods' (gods you have not known) 'and let us worship them,' you must not listen to the words of that prophet or dreamer. The LORD your GOD is testing you to find out whether you love HIM with all your heart and with all your soul. It is the LORD your GOD you must follow, and HIM you must revere. Keep HIS commands and obey HIM; serve HIM and hold fast to HIM..." - DEUTERONOMY 13:1-4

Enquire, probe and investigate thoroughly...

You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the LORD?" If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed (Deuteronomy 18:21-22)...

For GOD does speak - now one way, now another - though no one perceives it. In a dream, in a vision of the night, when deep sleep falls on people as they slumber in their beds, HE may speak in their ears and terrify them with warnings, to turn them from wrongdoing and keep them from pride, to preserve them from the Pit, their lives from perishing by the sword (Job 33:14-18)...

I am GOD and there is none like ME, declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times things that are not yet done (Isaiah 46:9-10)...

(Zion's) prophets no longer find visions from the LORD (Jeremiah 2:9)... The visions of your prophets were false and worthless; they did not expose your sin to ward off your captivity. The prophets they gave you were false and misleading (Verse 14)...

From the time your ancestors left Egypt until now, day after day, again and again I sent you my servants the prophets (Jeremiah 7:25)...

There is a GOD in Heaven who reveals mysteries. HE has shown King Nebuchadnezzar what will happen in days to come (Daniel 2:28)... Verse 31: Before you stood a large statue... Verse 32: The head of the statue was made of pure gold, its chest and arms of silver, its belly and thighs of bronze, its legs of iron, its feet partly of iron and partly of baked clay... Verse 35: The rock that struck the statue became a huge mountain and filled the whole earth... Verse 44: The GOD of Heaven will set up a kingdom that will never be destroyed, nor will it be left to another people... Verse 45: This is the meaning of the vision of the rock cut out of a mountain, but not by human hands - a rock that broke the iron, the bronze, the clay, the silver and the gold to pieces...

And afterwards, I will pour out MY Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions (Joel 2:28)... Verse 31: The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD...

The idols speak deceitfully, diviners see visions that lie; they tell dreams that are false, they give comfort in vain. Therefore the people wander like sheep oppressed for lack of a shepherd (Zechariah 10:2)...

Whoever welcomes a prophet as a prophet will receive a prophet's reward (Matthew 10:41)...

You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to Hell? Therefore I am sending you prophets and sages and teachers (Matthew 23:33-34)...

When you see the "abomination that causes desolation" spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it does not belong - let the reader understand - then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains. Let no one on the housetop go down or enter the house to take anything out... because those will be days of distress unequalled from the beginning, when GOD created the world, until now - and never to be equalled again... For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. So be on your guard; I have told you everything in advance... "the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken" (Mark 13:14-25)...

Now the Berean Jews were of more noble character than those in Thessalonica, for they received the message with great eagerness and examined the Scriptures every day to see if what Paul said was true (Acts 17:11)...

When Paul placed his hands on them, the Holy Spirit came on them, and they spoke in tongues and prophesied. There were about twelve men in all (Acts 19:6-7)...

Prophecy is one of the gifts of the Spirit of GOD, according to 1st Corinthians Chapter 12; everyone is part of the Body of Christ though different. Verse 28: And GOD has placed in the Church first of all apostles, second PROPHETS, third teachers, then miracles, then gifts of healing, of helping, of guidance, and of different kinds of tongues...

Anyone who speaks in a tongue edifies themselves, but the one who prophesies edifies the Church (1st Corinthians 14:4)...

Two or three prophets should speak and the others should weigh carefully what is said (1st Corinthians 14:29)...

Then we will no longer be infants, tossed back and forth by the waves, and blown here and there by every wind of teaching and by the cunning and craftiness of people in their deceitful scheming. Instead, speaking the truth in love, we will grow to become in every respect the mature body of HIM who is the Head, that is Christ. From HIM, the whole body, joined and held together by every supporting ligament, grows and builds itself up in love, as each part does its work (Ephesians 4:14-16)...

See to it that noone takes you captive through hollow and deceptive philosophy, which depends on human tradition and the elemental spiritual forces of this world rather than on Christ. For in Christ all the fullness of the Deity lives in bodily form, and in Christ you have been brought to fullness. HE is the head over every power and authority (Colossians 2:8-10)...

Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet's own interpretation of things. For prophecy never had its origin in the human will, but prophets, though human, spoke from GOD as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit (2nd Peter 1:20-21)...

But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign LORD who bought them - bringing swift destruction on themselves. Many will follow their depraved conduct and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. In their greed these teachers will exploit you with fabricated stories. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping (2nd Peter 2:1-3)...

Worship GOD! For it is the Spirit of Prophecy who bears testimony to JESUS (Revelation 19:10)...

PROPHEPEDIA (PROPHETS ASSEMBLE!)

Adam was the 1st prophet in GOD's creation, period. He named all the animals...

Agabus was an early follower of Christianity mentioned in the Acts of the Apostles as a prophet. Traditionally, he's remembered as one of the 70 disciples described in Luke 10:1-24...

Agur ben Jakeh compiled a collection of sayings found in Proverbs 30...

Ahab's 400 Prophets deceived him that GOD would give him Ramoth Gilead if he attacked yet the LORD had put a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all his prophets (2nd Chronicles 18). They enticed him to death...

Akiane Kramarik is a self-taught Lithuanian-American painter who claims JESUS spoke to her when she was 4 years old, encouraging her to draw and paint her visions. She began to draw, was painting at 6 and wrote poetry at 7. She painted JESUS as the "Prince of Peace" at 8 years of age after fasting and praying the entire day for GOD to send a model. A carpenter came to their house; her painting resembles the image created from the Shroud of Turin which is believed to be the burial cloth of the Saviour of humanity. Is that the real face of JC? We'll all find out...

Alph Lukau is one of, if not the Richest African Prophet. Based at 8 Charles Crescent in Kramerville, Sandton, Johannesburg (Republic of South Africa), he once apologised for stagemanaging a resurrection stunt outside his church in 2019. Alph claims to be dangerous, "If GOD is not here, where is HE?"...

Amos was one of the shepherds of Tekoa, but the LORD said to him, "Go, prophesy to my people Israel..."

Anna was an elderly woman in the tribe of Asher who prophesied about JESUS at the Temple of Jerusalem. She appears in Luke 2:36-38...

Augustine Yiga was born on 25th April 1976 in Mpaama Village, Bukomansimbi to Yosef Matovu and Elizabeth Kwagala. He was popularly called Abizaayo [Luganda for: The one who sends them back] because he would prophesy to people that their problems were as a result of witchcraft and then redirect the charms back to the original senders. He came to Kampala City to chase his dream-life after Senior 4 in the early 90s and mended watches. In the late 90s, he ditched the life of a technician to try Kadongo Kamu music. Some say, he tried his hand at street gambling before seeing "the light": In 2004, Yiga built his first kiwempe [makeshift] church in Kiwuunya, Kasubi. In 2005, he got a better space in Kawaala next to Kawaala Health Center before moving to his final plot in 2009, about 200 meters away. Maggie Kayima (Nabbi Omukazi) who sang songs eg Vva Ku Sada (ft. Buchaman), Yantuma (ft. Dr. Chameleone), Emitima Gy'abantu, etc dated him for some time. She told NilePost, "We were best friends and I have not found anyone else like him... We have our band, the TV (ABS), etc, so by the time he died, we had agreed to work together... I tried for three years and got miscarried three times, he advised that we abandon the process for some time and would try again at a later stage... If I managed to survive AIDS after being with someone for 8 years... Never joke with an anointed person!" A blood test ended their relationship. Jamil Mugerwa (former Underground agent) called her a fallen angel. Personally, I was amazed that her Facebook profile picture was too raunchy (with bust out) for a prophetess; maybe someone else created it. Yiga was admitted in Nsambya Hospital struggling with liver disease on 27th September 2020, according to Church spokesperson Farouk Semaganda Ssesaazi before passing away weeks later. Officially, Yiga had eight children...

Baba Vanga, born Vangeliya Pandeva Dimitrova on 31st January 1911 at the foot of a volcanic mountain to Pando Surchev and Paraskeva (who died three years later), was a clairvoyant and mystic until 11th August 1996. Baba [Grandmother in Bulgarian] was blinded at age 12 when a tornado lifted and threw her 2 kilometers into a crop field covering her brown eyes with sand and dust; she had gone to Khan Fountain with her cousins. While still waiting for rescue, she experienced her first vision after which she understood her purpose in life: She would predict the future and heal the sick. According to her, the universe will end in 5079 AD...

Beeri was the father of Hosea; there is another Beeri in the Bible...

Daniel was a noble Jewish youth taken into captivity by Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon. He serves the king and his successors with loyalty and ability until the time of Cyrus the Persian conqueror, all the while remaining true to the GOD of Israel...

Daudi is a charismatic Ugandan preacher who calls himself a Nabi and apparently told his congregation that for 50 Million, he can get them plots in Heaven. If you come to GOD's house emptyhanded, he will whip you with a mystery cane...

David was the 3rd King of the United Monarchy of Israel and Judah after Ishbosheth. He gained fame first as a musician and later by killing the enemy champion of the Philistines named Goliath. He snatched Uriah's wife...

Deborah was the 4th Judge of the pre-monarchic Israel and wife of Lapidoth...

Design (especially Industrial, Engineering or Product) is like deliberate prophecy in black and white even though it might not be looked at that way...

Dreamsurfing is the exploration of dreams and visions. We sleep for about one third of the day and most likely dream during that time. It might be GOD speaking to us, but we do not pay attention saying, "It's just a hazy dream!" Keep a dreambook or journal where you record what you see in your sleep; you'll be stunned by how parallel some symbols are to waking life. I believe in dream messages...

Drucilla Mildred leads the Light Fellowship in Kampala, Uganda. She preaches about spiritual portals and other movie-like supernatural phenomena...

Edgar Cayce was an American mystic (1877-1945) labelled the "Sleeping Prophet" because he saw multiple things while in a trance with eyes closed. He is the Most Documented Psychic of the 20th Century; text recordings of his readings are quite many, literally volumes. He even predicted his own death...

Edmond Oduka (who calls himself the Sharp Shooter) leads the Kainos Fellowship. He said, "Prophecy starts by dreams... In Chapter 1 to 5, Daniel was dreaming. In Chapter 6, 7, 8 and 9, the dreams progressed to become visions and he was able to have those experiences while awake... Prophecy that does not reveal Christ is witchcraft..."

Elijah went to Heaven alive in a chariot of fire. He prophesied that there would be no rain for three years and it happened until he saw clouds coming again...

Elisha was a wonder-worker venerated in Judaism, Christianity, Islam and Bahai faiths...

Elisheba (Elisheva) was the wife of Aaron and ancestor of Jewish high priests...

Elvis Mbonye was born on 27th March 1977 in Jinja, Uganda to Leo Ntiru and Teddy. His family which includes six siblings later moved to Bugolobi, a suburb in Kampala (Capital City). He is the founder of Zoe Fellowship that meets at Zoe Grounds on Plot 47 Kigo, Lweza next to Acacia Lakeside Campus (along Entebbe Express Highway) and says that his experience was an instant transformation that ushered him into a level of life higher than the physical. In some circles, he might be labelled a modern-day mystic. To become a partner called a Remnant or Heir of gold, you must be registered and attend regular meetings that implore you to pledge and give regularly even as low as 1,000 UGX in order to tap into the anointing of the "Prophet to the Nations". Personally, I think of him as Profit; he could be connected to a golden Divine and can tell you the dark bibles to avoid. Any prophet(ess) can have fails due to human interpretation, but the main thing is what (s)he sees, that's what matters. Mbonye's first book "Tasting the Powers of the Age to Come" is two-thirds about dreams and taught me the term Dream Induction: Ask your spirit any question before sleeping and the answer it finds will be replayed to you as a dream. The first time I attended his fellowship was in the same month my African hero Nelson Mandela died (December 2013); I did it because of a June 2013 prophecy Mbonye made. It was even replayed in the fellowship; amazing! However, after telling us to come early the next Tuesday so that he can prophesy to many people (I wanted to be among the chosen), he did not show up giving the excuse that the Holy Spirit told him not to attend. I never went back the third time but followed him online. He's got many critics who accuse him of witchcraft, prosperity preaching and manipulation, but those who believe in him have their own experiences and accord him double honour every 1st September in a massive gala. Jamil Mugerwa (a former underground agent) puts him in the same bracket as Apostle Grace Lubega...

Enoch went to Heaven alive at 365 years of age after he walked faithfully with GOD who took him away (Genesis 5:21-24). Unfortunately, his three books are not included in the common Bible, but relegated to the Forbidden Books though reveal a lot about the 200 sons of GOD who married the beautiful daughters of humans, their children the Nephilim giants (like in Genesis 6:4) and other supernatural things. The first time I decided to read his books after midnight in Arua, a stinky flying cockroach bit my cold left calf painfully. Islamic tradition identifies him as Idris, the 2nd prophet mentioned by the Koran and the first person to jihad or fight in thr name of ALLAH against corruption and evil. Enoch was the 5th generation of Adam and great-grandfather of Noah...

Ezekiel was a Hebrew prophet who wrote about angels with wheels. He is acknowledged in Judaism, Christianity and Islam...

Futurism is defined as a concern with the events and trends of the future or which anticipate the future. It was an avant-garde artistic and social movement that originated in Milan, Italy around 5th February 1909 (by poet Filippo Tommaso Marinetti) and in other countries around the early 20th century expressing the energy of the machine age (Reject the past in order to thrive in the future)...

Gad was a seer and one of the personal prophets of King David of Israel. According to Talmudic tradition, some of his writings are included in the books of Samuel...

Gideon or Gedeon, also named Jerubbaal and Jerubbesheth was a military leader, judge and prophet whose calling and victory over the Midianites are recounted in Judges 6 to 8...

Habakkuk sounds funny as a name...

Haggai whose name means "My holiday" was a Hebrew prophet during the building of the Second Temple in Jerusalem...

Hananiah son of Azzur from Gibeon was a false prophet during the reign of King Zedekiah of Judah. Jeremiah told him, "The LORD has not sent you, yet you have persuaded this nation to trust in lies..." He died in the 7th month of that same year (Jeremiah 28)...
Hosea, son of Beeri, was an 8th century prophet whom GOD told to marry a prostitute...

Huldah was a Hebrew prophetess mentioned in 2nd Kings 22:14-20 and 2nd Chronicles 34:22-28...

Iddo lived during the reigns of King Solomon and his heirs, Rehoboam and Abijah in the Kingdom of Judah...

Illusion is a perceptual experience that may differ from the physical properties of an object or a situation. An illusionist is a performer who specialises in creating illusions or tricks to entertain an audience. They use sleight of hand, misdirection and optical illusions to create the appearance of magic or supernatural abilities captivating viewers with their skills and creativity. The wisemen, sorcerors and Egyptian magicians used secret arts to do what Moses and Aaron had done infront of the Pharaoh but Aaron's staff swallowed their staffs which had become snakes. Famous illusionists include David Copperfield who fasted for 44 days (four more than JESUS), Dynamo walked on water plus made countless fish fall out from a bucket, Criss Angel simulated crucifixion in 2015, Penn & Teller are skeptics who debunk supernatural claims by revealing the secrers behind their tricks, etc. If conmen used illusions, it would be very devastating like paying all your cash money in a supermarket only to find out it's an abandoned building but the illusionist made you see shelves with many desirable products and people...

Irene Manjeri claims she went to Heaven when she was 11 years old in Bugiri (Busoga). She leads fellowship at Pride Theatre in Old Kampala and the 20,000 seater Bethel Healing Center in Kitende, Kajjansi; arguably one of the biggest church buildings in Uganda. Sometimes, she is ferried to church in a limousine and usually travels abroad to preach the gospel. She is a mother of twins and has a radio show at 5:30 AM on Impact FM with the signature tune: "Golokoka yaka [Rise and shine]!" Irene looks so lightskinned you might think she uses makeup bleaching but says it's glory shining...

Isaiah wrote the Bible book with his name and it refers to him as "the prophet"...

Isaiah Mbuga is a musician, lecturer and dedicated preacher of GOD's Word. He founded Christ Heart Church; Apostle Grace Lubega broke away from him in 2016 to form the youth-attracting Phaneroo but I've known Isaiah as a man whose fellowships are Holy Spirit-filled since my days at UCU Mukono. My cousin attended his fellowships at Mabirizi Plaza and told me he sought solace there after work in the capital city. Mbuga prophesied a season of lockdown before Covid-19 came... 

Jehu was the 10th King of the northern Kingdom of Israel since Jeroboam I and reigned for 28 years; he exterminated the house of Ahab. Jehu was the son of Jehoshaphat, grandson of Nimshi and great-grandson of Omri (2nd Kings 9:2)...

Jehu the Seer, son of Hanani (2nd Chronicles 19:2) prophesied to Jehoshaphat king of Judah when he returned to Jerusalem...

Jeremiah was called the "weeping prophet"; he authored the books of Jeremiah, 1st and 2nd Kings plus Lamentations with the assistance of his scribe and disciple Baruch ben Neriah...

Jeremiah Johnson started getting prophetic dreams at 7 years old. His mother received a dream message while pregnant to name him Jeremiah...

JESUS Christ is the Son of GOD, arguably the Greatest Prophet of All-Time because HE died for all the other prophets: JESUS accurately predicted that Judas would betray HIM to enemies, Peter deny him before the cock crows thrice plus HE would resurrect after three days. Besides being the Lamb of GOD or Lion of Judah, JESUS is my GOAT (Greatest Of All Time), the Messiah! New Testament authors are explicit about HIM being present in the OT, something I took a very long while to accept because I believed GOD is different (HE alone knows when HIS Son will return for Armageddon but apparently): The "I Am" in whom Abraham rejoiced was JC (John 8:56-58); Christ motivated Moses (Hebrews 11:26); The Redeemer brought the Israelites out of Egypt (Jude 5); The Rock in the wilderness was Christ (1st Corinthians 10:4); The King of Isaiah's temple visions was Christ (John 12:40-41); JESUS walks in Eden (Genesis 3); JESUS burns at the bush (Exodus 3); etc. JESUS is Lord and has always been. HE promised to return to Earth one day and we keep waiting; only GOD knows when...

Joel is one of the 12 minor prophets in the Bible...

John was an exilee on the Island of Patmos who witnessed the Endtimes after visitation by an angel and documented the testimony of JESUS Christ in the book of Revelation, "The time is near..."

John the Baptist prophesied the coming of someone more powerful than him whose sandals he was not worthy to carry...

Jonah or Jonas was a Hebrew prophet in the 8th century BCE called upon by GOD to travel to Nineveh and warn its residents of impending divine wrath...

Joseph interpreted dreams and was sold into slavery by his jealous brothers plus accused of attempted rape by Potiphar's wife but rose from prison to become vizier, the 2nd Most Powerful Person in Egypt next to Pharaoh and saved the Middle East from seven years of famine...

Joshua was the assistant of Moses who led the Israelites across River Jordan to the Promised Land. In Joshua 10:11-14, he made the sun to stand still for one whole day...

Kenneth Hagin (1917-2003) was an American Pentecostal preacher referred to as the father of the "Word of Faith" movement, "If you hear that am gone, you'll know that I got satisfied..."

Kibwetere aka Joseph is the Most Notorious Ugandan Doom's Day Prophet who burnt thousands of followers in Kanungu after his Y2K prophecy failed. His whereabouts after the disaster are disputed; some say he died with church members while others claim he fled through a nearby forest and was even spotted in Tanzania...

Kim Clement was born on 30th September 1956 in Uitenhage (South Africa). He was a singer, songwriter, music artist, author plus pastor and died in November 2016. In 1991, he moved with his family to the United States permanently and launched many albums hence becoming known as the "Singing Prophet". He accurately forecast many events and said, "Call me crazy, but am hearing GOD's voice"...

Lakwena, first name Alice was a Ugandan prophetess who told her rebel army that they were bulletproof. She preceded the notorious Joseph Kony who terrorised Acholiland and later died in Kenya...

Lovy Longomba Elias is a tattoed Kenyan-born Congolese prophet, songwriter, producer, musician, philanthropist, life coach and pastor at Revelation Church of JESUS Christ in California, America. He was visited by JESUS at age six and told he was a prophet, "There is no powerful prayer, but a powerful GOD who answers prayer..."

Lucy Natasha Murathe is a dynamic Kenyan preacher, teacher, motivational speaker, author, entrepreneur and oracle of GOD in Nairobi. Quizzed as to why she gives marriage advice yet she is single, the Reverend ordained in 2011 replied that even "coaches do not play" though had a relationship with a foreigner. She is the founder and general overseer of Prophetic Latter Glory Ministries International. Lucy has a tattoo on her left arm too...

Magic is a forbidden power (presumably from the Devil) used to control events or do impossible things like turning cardboard papers into bread instantly. Wise men, sorcerors and Egyptian magicians could do the same things as Moses using their secret arts (Exodus 7:11-12). Witches, wizards or warlocks use their knowledge of herbs to manipulate elements. Meanwhile, magicians like Troy can predict the future with precision. Growing up in Jinja (Uganda), I wanted to practise magic because I saw nothing wrong with it as long as you hurt nobody and instead entertained viewers but gave up and accepted JESUS into my heart instead...

Malachi is forever famous because of the 10 percent tithe verse; I call it compulsory Church Tax...

Manahen was a teacher in the 1st Century Christian Church at Antioch who had been brought up with Herod Antipas...

Mary Kaizire is the founder and prophetess at Lord's Covenant Church in Kanyanya. She is usually dressed in brilliant white...

Micah sounds like "My car" but was one of the Bible's minor prophets. He was a contemporary of Isaiah, Amos and Hosea...

Micaiah, son of Imlah prophesied against Ahab...

Michael Kiganda was born on 15th September 1984 to Francis Ssebowa and Remmy Namakula (in Busiro). After his parents separated, Kiganda spent more time with his father in Entebbe than mother in Nansana. From Banda where Glory to Glory Ministries was born with only five worshippers, his church moved in 2016 to City Royal Hotel near Airtel, a location opposite Shell Bugolobi with more than 500 members. The shift happened after several prophecies came true including one for a woman in his Banda congregation that she would marry a White Dutchman in a few months time despite being deeply in love with a Black Ugandan. The woman branded Kiganda a pretender and left the church but returned when the prophecy unfolded before her eyes. Other believers and pastors also came to the place...

Miriam was the daughter of Amram and Jochebed plus sister to Aaron and Moses who first appeared in the Book of Exodus...

Moses was born in Egypt and led his fellow Israelites out of slavery from his birthplace. He also brought them the 10 Commandments plus other guidelines sent by GOD near Mt. Sinai. The first five books of the Christian Bible were written by the Prince of Egypt, Zipporah's husband...

Muhammad  (Peace Be Upon Him) who is considered the Greatest Prophet of GOD by Muslims united Arabia into a single religious polity; he called JESUS (PBUH) the "Word of GOD" and said the Son of Mary will return to judge humankind. Muhammad (570 to 8th June 632) married a total of 11 wives (labelled Mothers of the Believers in Koran 33:6); at the age of 25, he married Khadijah (a 40-year-old widow and daughter of a merchant) until her death 25 years later. In the remaining years of his life, he married widows and divorcees (one every year) except Aisha who was a preteen virgin he was very fond of (and she consummated the marriage at either 9 or 10). Only two wives bore him children, his first produced two sons (Qasim and Abd Allah who both died young) plus one daughter Fatimah (According to Shia scholars, three others from Khadijah were older stepdaughters namely Zaynab, Ruqaiya and Umm Kulthum); as well as Mariyah a slave concubine from the Governor of Egypt produced Ibrahim who died at 18 months. The Koran forbade every man from marrying the prophet's widows after him but allows Muslims a maximum of four wives at a time...

Mysticism is the science of the love of GOD. Sufi Muslims practise it...

Nahum wrote about the end of the Assyrian Empire and its capital Nineveh in a vivid poetic style...

Nathan (Hebrew for: Gift), son of Attai, was a court prophet in the time of King David. He ensured Solomon's rise to the throne of Israel (despite Adonijah's plans) and nicknamed him Jedidiah meaning Beloved by the LORD; David had entrusted him to be his son's mentor...

Noah rescued his family and many animals from The Flood with the help of the watchers...

Obadiah is another minor prophet in the Bible...

Oded was a prophet of the LORD in Samaria (Israel) during the reign of King Ahaz of Judah (2nd Chronicles 28:9)...

Oneiromancy is predicting the future by interpreting dreams. The Bible has a number of examples of this phenomenon...

Oomancy is the use of eggs for divination. It's what Devil worshippers and underground agents do to go under water or effect other happenings in their lives. Some travellers start long journeys by crashing eggs with their car tyres...

Padre Pio was a mystical plus stigmatic Italian friar (priest) venerated as a saint by the Catholic Church...

Parapsychology is the scientific study of mysterious abilities that some people claim to have, such as knowing what will happen. The term was coined by Max Dessoir in 1889. The Parapsychological Association is an international professional organization of scientists and scholars engaged in the study of psi (or psychic) phenomena and experiences such as clairvoyance, psychic healing, psychokinesis, precognition and telepathy...

Paul the Apostle, aka Saul of Tarsus before conversion, was a Jew who taught the Gospel of Christ to the 1st Century world...

Philip the Evangelist was one of the seven chosen to care for the poor in Jerusalem...

Phinehas was a priest during the Exodus journey, grandson of Aaron and son of Eleazar. He distinguished himself as a youth at Shittim with his zeal against the heresy of Peor...

Rasputin was a Russian false prophet...

Samuel is venerated as a prophet by Jews, Christians and Muslims. He plays a key role in the transition from biblical judges to kings...

Samuel Kakande is a Ugandan prophet, farmer (industrialist who priced a kilo of "Holy Rice" at 50,000 UGX for churchgoers to buy) and businessman born in 1969. He is the founder of Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN) in Mulago Kubiri (Kampala) near the roundabout. He is believed to use the spiritual mantle of Ghanaian Prophet Obiri Yeboah who preached in Uganda during Idi Amin's era. Moses Solomon Male who used to work for Kakande called him "sabafere [Luganda for: chief conman]... Thief... I was with them for four years, him and his wife Loice, when they would concoct testimonies, miracles, con people, rob them and make them sell their property, even forge medical evidence for AIDS that someone was prayed for and got healed from the virus..." Jamil Mugerwa, who was an underground agent for seven years labelled Kakande a false prophet because of the magical powers he uses to heal and reveal secrets...

Seven Prophetesses in Hebrew tradition named by the Talmud include: Sarah, Miriam, Deborah, Hannah, Abigail, Esther and Huldah. Philip the Evangelist, one of the seven deacons of Jerusalem had four unmarried daughters who also prophesied (Acts 21:9)...

Shepherd Bushiri (born Chipiliro Gama and also known as Major 1) is a very wealthy Malawian preacher, prophet, businessman, motivational speaker and author who used to be based in South Africa. He is the founder and leader of Enlightened Christian Gathering (ECG). By Twenty23, he owned about four private jets (Got three in two years) and is married to Mary. I used to get sms invitations to attend his fellowship at Nambole (Mandela National) Stadium in Kireka, on the edge of Kampala City but didn't go. Major 1 said, "There is this perception that men of GOD are not supposed to be rich... There is a tradition of vilifying men of GOD who have been blessed with a fortune..."

Silas or Silvanus was a leading member of the early Christian community who accompanied Paul the Apostle on parts of his first and second missionary journeys...

Solomon (whom Muslims call Suleiman) is considered the Wisest Man in the Bible. He had 700 wives and 300 concubines...

T. B. (Temitope Balogun) Joshua was born on 12th June 1963. He is the founder pastor of Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN) in Nigeria, televangelist on his Emmanuel TV (broadcast in English, French plus Spanish) and philanthropist. Jonathan Philip Timmons (author of Mysterious Secrets of the Dark Kingdom) called him the "Chairman of the Wizards... a wizard for 48 years; he was also a red witch." TBJ was saved at a crusade in Nigeria in 1989. Felicien Mulopwe, former Congolese Satanist called him a "Nigerian Satanist mistakenly called prophet... participating in this worldwide meeting of Satanists in India... is not the only one to know the results before matches..." TBJ's sermons continue to be televised on his station after his 5th June 2021 death. In a January 2024 BBC Africa Eye documentary, former disciples including Ajoke (his illegitimate daughter) exposed TBJ as a two-faced cult leader who defiled multiple young women plus used occultic powers to demonstrate fake miracles. He also wanted to manipulate Whites for enslaving his forefathers...

Tom Sembera is the main pastor at Life Resurrection Church in Avemaria, Nsambya. He preaches about Omukisa gw'ekibuga [Favour in the city] plus Kawuula Omugwagwa [Reprobate Spirits] on his media stations: Joy FM and Life TV. He revealed in one of his fellowships that he used to practise witchcraft but now is a Nabbi [Prophet of GOD]. In 2006, I started attending his lunchtime fellowships at Cineplex Cinema (which was next to one of the Devil's several altars in Kampala) and one sunrise while turning left at the corner near CPS (Central Police Station) in Kampala, to walk to my uncle's Daisy Arcade office on Buganda Road, I heard a voice like an angel say in my right ear: You are about to meet the Devil; then saw a barefooted redskinned man in a white T-shirt and blood-red gentleman trousers like Baphomet walking in the opposite direction on my sidewalk. I saw noone else on that ever-busy street except parked cars and so cut right before reaching the stranger. There was only 5,000 UGX in my pocket as offertory for Pastor Tom's fellowship. I had prayed to the Devil at least thrice before (Ignorantly after 1995, in 2001 because of annoyingly condescending insults from a new schoolmate [I have a right to remain quiet] and 2005 after growing apart with the Mukonzo babe I wanted to marry [Asked the Devil to pick me any other woman so that I forget about the one who snubbed me]) but was never going to ask him for anything again. I've visited Pastor Sembera's church office in Nsambya more than once but he never told me about any of my problems through prophecy, just prayed for me. The ladies who work there shine with anointed oil on their faces...

Uebert Angel is a South African prophet who popularised "miracle money" like a pioneer. He once saw a vision where an angel informed him that when musicians like P. Diddy and Rihanna watch secular music videos, they think they are enjoying yet it only entertains the demons in them, "Every realm you enter, there is a spirit" leading you there...

William Marrion Branham was born on 6th April 1909 in Kentucky near Burksville (USA) as the first of nine children to extremely poor parents Charles and Ella Branham. Within minutes of his birth in a tiny one-room cabin, a strange light entered the room and hovered over the bed where he was laying. Branham later became a faith healer who revealed the seven seals of Revelation in the Bible and initiated the post-World War II healing revival. Other evangelists such as Oral Roberts, T. L. Osborne and A. A. Allen followed Brother Branham and started their own healing revivals. He died on 24th December 1965 after a car accident six days before. His taking away from Earth was predicted by Kenneth Hagin and Anna Schrader...

Zechariah was one of the 12 minor prophets...

Zephaniah prophesied in the days of King Josiah of Judah...

TIMEKEEPER (Dreamsurfer) NOTE: Besides the Gospel, prayers, worship music and charity, Church is basically about offertory, gifts or money: Tithe (Seed) is compulsory 10 percent income tax levied on every believer. Meanwhile, the poor widow in Luke 21:1-4 gave 100 percent of all she had to live on (two very small copper coins). Every week is a Jege Jege Festival. Ideally, you cannot reap when you don't sow in GOD's storehouse. A prophet doesn't have to tell you that truth; it's already written in the Bible. Invest in GOD's work, test HIM in this for HE will open the floodgates of Heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it (Malachi 3:10); it is so sweet to trust in JESUS who is the one Way to Heaven. Deuteronomy 14:22-29 also talks about tithes and explains how a tenth of all that your fields produce each year can be exchanged for silver and taken to the place the LORD your GOD will choose (Verse 25). When Israelites wailed in Numbers 11 that they wanted meat to eat instead of daily manna, GOD drove quail birds from the sea about 90 centimeters deep all around the camp, as far as a day's walk in any direction; GOD was angry and struck them with a severe plague while the meat was still between their teeth. Never complain about the little GOD gives; HE has enough power to kill you with abundance. GOD instructed ravens in 1st Kings 17:2-6 to supply Elijah with food (bread and meat in the morning and evening). HE is not a man that HIS hand is short. JESUS fed 5,000 men by multiplying two fish and five loaves (a boy's lunch). Do you worry about what you will eat or wear? Are you discontent; is it money you want? JESUS allowed HIS future betrayer to handle HIS finances and told another disciple to find tax money in the mouth of a fish, not from marine spirits. Money ain't a thing to the ALMIGHTY JAH...


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